I am acting deputy junior assistant editor of this journal. Please contact me for submissions.

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Why didn't the sentence stick? It was Łosed away.

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Why did the finite field feel sad? It wasn't valued.

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What's an anagram of "Banach–Tarski"? "Banach–Tarski Banach–Tarski".

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Why do algebraic farmers plough in circles? Because a field is a ring.

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Why do mathematicians box in teams? Because a ring is a group.

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Why did the topologist go to the theatre? To perform surgery.

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Special Issue: Chuck Norris jokes

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Chuck Norris knows an infinite descending sequence of ordinals (it's his telephone number).

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Chuck Norris's sperm count is $\aleph_3$.

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Chuck Norris can prove Polignac's conjecture for $k=1$.

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Chuck Norris knows whether any given Turing machine will halt. He simply destroys it.

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